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Actual Poison

DDH West Coast IPA  |  7.3% ABV  |  64 IBU

Warning (not seriously)! This beer is named Actual Poison (it’s not)! But the idea of it IS actual poison (it’s not) because it’s a concerningly dangerous West Coast IPA loaded with Chinook, Citra, Mosaic, and Ekuanot Cryo that will INFILTRATE your brain and potentially cause a lot of troubling side effects, some of which could lead to DEATH (highly unlikely). What are some of the dangers of consuming Actual Poison (it’s not)? Well, you might find yourself enjoying assertive bitterness and a lingering resinous after taste, rendering many soft and underbittered IPAs feckless and unfulfilling. You might develop a flavor tolerance due to the intense range of tangelo, nectarine, pineapple, and lychee so that all other beers never reach that same bar again. And you might become so fixated on the clarity of this beer that you are unwilling to blink your eyeballs, so that they get blurry, then dry out, and you go fucking BLIND (like zero chance). All of this to say, there is a possibility that after drinking several cans of Actual Poison (it’s not) you *could* find yourself so unhappy with all other IPA options once we run out of stock that you start to experience anger or doubt, or become obsessed, or have a full blown meltdown in which you dial to call the Actual Poison Control (please don’t) for assistance, to no avail. DRINKER DISCRETION ADVISED.