Peace be with you. Yes, we’re being serious. What?! No, we’re not trying to get one over on you. We’re not smirking – that’s just our smile! What brew number is this? Why do you ask? It doesn’t mean anything, really. Fine. It was brew #666. Yes, like THE DEVIL, OK! Why does that matter? We’re good people! Maybe even more “Christian” than most, if you look at our beliefs, values and actions. You know, like acceptance of ALL humans. And it’s not like we sweep pedophiles under the rug. YES WE WENT THERE. Get your shit together, the Catholic institution has SO many problems they turn a blind eye towards. How dare US?! No, we don’t feel guilty – YOU FEEL GUILTY! GOD!
Our Father, Who art in heaven…
7.0% abv, 30 IBUs