As God Is My Wetness
Our Citra, who art in Yakima, hallowed be thy bine, as fresh as it is heaven. Give us our oils, our daily alphas. And forgive us bite, as we forgive those who bittered before us. Deliver us from haze, and temptation of rapid consumption, for the power and GLORY OF ALL THAT IS CITRA! WITH CITRA BY OUR SIDE, WE CAN BREW ANYTHING! AND WHEN IT’S THE BESTEST LOFTUS CITRA THIS IS SOME LEGIT ULTRABEAM GOD DREAM KANYE LEVEL SHIT. DID WE EVER TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT THE FOOTPRINTS IN THE HOP FIELD?! THERE’S LIKE TWO SETS, AND THEN ONE SET, AND WE’RE LIKE ‘WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?’ AND GOD IS ALL LIKE, THOSE ARE STILL YOUR FOOTPRINTS BRO, I HAD TO LEAVE YOU FOR A HOT MINUTE BECAUSE IT’S HARVEST AND ALL THESE DOPE CITRA BEERS ARE BEING RELEASED AND THEY ONLY LAST FOR SO LONG….