Back Seat Driving
CITRA: HEY YOU! Yes YOU. Get the fuck in the car!
MOSAIC: C’mon. We’re already running late! Shotgun!
CASCADE: Oof, my roots (as they slowly get into the back)
CITRA: Ok, so we’re going to take the new West Coast highway. It’s clean, it’s bright, it’s fruity…
MOSAIC…and the SMELLS! Oh soooo Tropical.
CASCADE: But I like the old pine road.
MOSAIC: Nobody uses that road anymore.
CITRA: Yeah, there’s wood everywhere, it’s sticky, it’s rough. We’re going with the modern option here.
CASCADE: Fine, can you increase the bitter back here?
CITRA: It’s perfectly bitter as is.
CASCADE: Can we stop to get some cohumulone?
MOSAIC: You already have plenty of cohumulone!
CASCADE: I should’ve driven.
CITRA: Um, you’ve driven enough in your lifetime. Just be happy you’re still along for the ride.
MOSAIC: (proceeds to turn the music up)