You spent all your disposable income and paid vacation time just to get to this farm wedding for the ages. It’s got rustic-chic all over the place – from mason jars to string lights to some live Americana music all set in an old barn surrounded by old growth trees. And then you see it – the hop bouquet. Simcoe is all ruby red grapefruit sprinkled with pine needles. Strata is all strawberry and purple kush. Cascade is preserved lemon and fresh cut flowers. As the bride turns around and throws the hop flowers over their head, your future flashes in front of your eyes. In that moment, you’ve never wanted anything more. In your face. And in your beer. Let the elbow throwing mayhem begin.