This beer is the equivalent of a birthday card from your grandparent that includes a nice cursive note and a $5 bill. It’s simple, it’s timeless, it’s predictable, it’s cute, and it ignores inflation in perpetuity. Like, it was $5 when you were 6 and it was $5 when you were 27. Back then, you could actually buy a toy or pack of baseball cards with $5. But now? Umm. Well, you can at least buy a pint of THIS beer. YEP! That’s RIGHT! It’s going to be $5 on draft at both our spots! Like the good old days! So there’s that! Happy Birthday, Child!