Hello and Welcome to the BOHO CHIC BOUTIQUE! We are Hansel & Gretel – just like the fairy tale OMG CUUUUTE – and this is our little home away from home. It’s filled with oddly sized, heavily tasseled velvet throw pillows made from Floor Malted Bohemian Pilsner malt bags! Custom letterpress cardstock and stationary made from partially eaten horse hay from our farm! OOO what about these miniature porcelain animals dressed as people figurines?! IT’S WOLF THAT’S A CHEF! How about these felt tip fountain pens shaped like bamboo that smell like Saaz hops? Stained glass spünded wind chimes! Epoxied boll weevil paperweights! Liberty printed dream catchers! Leather handled letter openers! SCARVES MADE OF WOVEN LONG HAIRED DACHSHUND FUR! Thrice used paper bags, oddly shaped fabric scraps, nutritional 3470 yeast supplements to sprinkle on everything! DON’T YOU JUST WANNA LIVE HERE FOREVER IN THIS MUG AND NEVER LEAVE?!