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Bored To Death

Lager Beer  |  5.3% ABV  |  18 IBU

This is where we’re at right now. There are so many insane, intense, ridiculous, unbelievable things going on in this country, in the middle of a pandemic, that we just can’t even.  So we made a beer that is the equivalent of a mental shut down. Just turn that brain right off. This lager is a simple, clean, & uncomplicated companion.  Very little malt  presence, save for a kiss of cracker & bread crust. And even less hop presence from the  restrained usage of Hallertau Mittelfruh. It’s downright boring. And you know what? Sometimes we need boring. Boring is fine. We like boring! And we like Helles!