Bystander Effect IPA
LOOK, EKUANOT NEEDS HELP OK? AH! It’s broken down on the side of HWY 97…somebody will surely pullover and give them a helpful rub, right? RIGHT? Welp, PSYCH 101 says NOT because humans are kinda whack. Luckily, that lil hot shot Mosaic was cruising through and SAVED THE DAY! And maybe they become friends afterwards, reminiscing about how they met. “Oh Ekuanot – remember how much you smelled of pineapple and kumquat that you needed noseside assistance? And I was all like ‘Yo DUDE you smell so good’ and I also smell so good, like a little brighter and a little more tropical than you, honestly because I’m better than you, but that’s neither here nor there – we should make a beer together!” Haha, that’s SO Mosaic of them. ANYWAYS, at least there is a hoppy ending to this story?