Please don’t steal this beer. We know it’s tempting, just hanging out here by itself, in all its clear and bitter and tropical MOSAIC glory. And yeah – there’s been a rash of thefts lately because apparently everyone wants a Cadillac – WHO DOESN’T?! – and they’re everywhere and easy to pawn and what have you. Apparently they are coming up with laws to discourage this, so that’s nice. But here’s where this description starts to make even less sense – MOSAIC HOPS ARE BASICALLY A CADILLAC CONVERTER IN BEER. Like, it takes your Chrysler or Daewoo or Saturn style beer and then BAM! IT’S FUCKING BETTER. Conversion Complete. ISN’T THAT NEAT? And thus, obvious why everybody wants to steal them. VROOM VROOM.