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Cantwellian Dystopia

Dark Stuff  |  8% ABV  |  30 IBU

Pumpkin Beer on the shelves in July. Pumpkin Beer being brewed with no actual pumpkin. Pumpkin Beer that tastes more like a malternative than a beer. Pumpkin Beer segment sales in decline. Pumpkin Beer festivals down in attendance. Pumpkin Beer being poured down the drains. Pumpkin Beer a newly forgotten novelty of what was once synonymous with the beautiful transition of seasons. Pumpkin Beer is Dead. Long Live Pumpkin Beer.

Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Ginger, Clove & Allspice
8.0% abv, 30 IBUs