Convenient Parking IPA
You know when you find that perfect spot and it just makes your entire day? That’s what we intended to do with this beer – encapsulate that feeling in liquid form. It’s got our favorite lots of Citra, Mosaic, Strata, & Galaxy in it for a bright, fruity, fragrant, and complex blend of aromas you can just get lost in. And it’s got a splash of wheat and naked oats in there so the edges are soft. Consider it a small victory to celebrate, a pleasant matter of happenstance, a rewarding gesture of karma from the universe. Because times are tough…(thinking)…and the world is…(bites tongue)…and…can’t…help….FUCK RUSSIA! FUCK REGRESSIVE POLICIES ON WOMEN’S RIGHTS!
FUCK RACIST POLICING! AND GERRYMANDERING! FUCK GREED! AND BILLIONAIRE’S SPACE PROGRAMS! THE WORLD IS MELTING! AND AND AND….
Oh look, a perfect spot, right out front, just for me!