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Cool Space Photos IPA

IPA  |  6.7% ABV  |  57 IBU

Hey. Did you see those crazy photos from that new NASA space telescope? Well we did too. It’s the largest AND most powerful space telescope on the earth…but not necessarily in existence, because technically some other world could have one in a different galaxy and be like looking back at us, and like even more in depth, and see us making news about our $10 billion dollar telescope and be all laughing like “HAHAHA” or maybe like “Glurgh Zok Zok Zok”  (bc that’s how those specific beings laugh) and are all like “those humans can only barely see things 13.1 billions years old, what a bunch of plebes!” But at least those cool space photos distracted us from all the other shit going on, and allowed us to think about how small we are in comparison to so many things, and that there is so much out there that we don’t even know. But one thing we do know is, if you brew a beer with Galaxy hops, craft beer law states the name MUST reference space. So there’s that. There’s also Simcoe & Citra in there too, to create maximum intergalactic enjoyment. “CHONK!” (that means “cheers”)