Easily Distracted IPA
Oh. Ah. I guess now we make “regular” IPAs again. Ok. Bring out the dried hops. T90s and Cryo. Citra, Strata, Nelson Sauvin. YUMMO. Why is this hose here? Wow, so much spare time. I’m hungry. How do you think we become friends with Megan Rapinoe? Oh wow they are still harvesting apples!? Pink Lady is a late pick variety?! NO. WAY. Laundry basket overfloweth. Hey do you know who sings that song that goes like “ bum bum bum dididi duh duh” and then it builds up and into “Ahhhhoooooooooahhhhh”? No? Peace and quiet and sleep. What’s that noise? Does it always make that? MUST. GET. OFF. PHONE. Did you know the woman who designed the NikeⓇ logo was paid $35 for her work? Gotta love all those indictments. IS THAT A FUCKING SOLAR ECLIPSE?