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Everything’s Pine

IPA  |  7.0% ABV  |  68 IBU

Everything’s fine? Well, the last time we brewed this beer was in 2017, when Kim Jong Un had his fat little finger on the nuke trigger and it was revealed that our incompetent President is a fucking nazi sympathizer. And here we are, NINE YEARS LATER, and that same demented racist is our President, stripping away a multitude of human rights and resources from us, while he fills his corrupt pockets with cash, encourages fear and hate, funds war and genocide, all while the earth burns. So, ughh, NO – EVERYTHING is NOT fine. We said everything’s PINE. Like in this beer. We built this IPA around your Dad’s favorite hop (Chinook) and feathered in some Cascade, Simcoe, & Idaho 7 to create a piney, resinous IPA that tastes like you fell asleep on the ground with your mouth open while hiking in the Cascades. Why would you do that? Because you’re tired and stressed out from all this needless bullshit in the real world and wanted to go for a hike, ok?