Everything’s Pine IPA
Everything’s fine? We’re seeing and feeling REAL climate change, Kim Jong Un has his fat little finger on the nuke trigger, and turns out our incompetent President is a fucking nazi sympathizer. No no, everything is NOT fine. We said everything’s PINE. Like in this beer. We built this IPA around your Dad’s favorite hop (Chinook) and feathered in some Cascade, Simcoe, & Idaho 7 to create a piney, resinous IPA that tastes like you fell asleep on the ground with your mouth open while hiking in the Cascades. Why would you do that? Because you’re tired and stressed out from all this needless bullshit in the real world and wanted to go for a hike, ok?
7.0% abv, 68 IBUs