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Hi! Just a heads up, in case you're new here! We actually have TWO locations. Our Shilshole (Ballard) beer garden is open for pints onsite & beer To-Go all 7 days a week. WOW! Our Western (Downtown) location also offers To-Go beer 7 days a week, plus limited indoor seating on FRI PM - SUN. #themoreyouknow

Fuckin’ Mochanuts

Dark Stuff  |  6.9% ABV  |  38 IBU

GUY! This beer is WICKED PISSAH DUNKIES SISTAH. You can drink beer AND coffee with natural flavors from actual ingredients. Why’s it taste like coffee? ‘Cause we made our own cold brew with Lighthouse Roaster’s Captain Bert’s blend and INJECTED THAT SHIT IN. How’d we get the VAHNILLAH beans in there? We fuckin’ smushed ‘em and THREW ‘EM THE FACK IN. What’s those other flavors? MALT, BABY – and a lot of it – from Carafa to Roasted Barley to Chocolate Malt and some other ones. Plus, some extra milk sugar. Gotta have me some CREAM.

AND THEN we took Gronk’s lead and charged into the endzone with cocoa nibs from Theo Chocolates. They say America runs on Dunkin’, but when the runnin’ stops – TURN TO Fuckin’….MOCHANUTS!

6.9% abv, 38 IBUs