Gobbledygook
Dad Beer5.4% ABV50 IBU
We used a bluster of hops and a blather of malts to create this low gravity balderdash of NW Red ale. Chinook, Simcoe, Citra & Idaho 7 hops add all sorts of pine and citrus gusto, while an unintelligible hogwash of crystal malts and Carafa II contribute a bilge of color and poppycock. With a dry, crisp finish and low-ish abv, you can throw back a few without spouting random gibberish jargon like this beer description.
5.4% abv, 50 IBUs