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Heavily Redacted IPA

IPA  |  6.8% ABV  |  63 IBU

In this unprecedented investigation of xxxxxxx involving interference, obstruction, xxxxxx, and top secret recipes, we feel it’s in our best interests of xxxxxxxxxx to release an affidavit regarding this IPA. There are well founded concerns that xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxx xx xxx xxx. Additionally, other classified xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx and sensitive materials like xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx and xxxxxxx  were involved in the information breach. In accordance with xxxxxxxx,  Idaho 7 hops  xxxxxxxx  Chinook hops xxxx  xxxxx  xxxxx Citra hops. That said, a special master xxxxxxx  will xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx evidence of pineapple, grapefruit, & pine needles. Further investigation may include witness intimidation and xxxxxxx among xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx penalties of xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx  many MANY years in jail for being a petulant, greedy, incompetent, incontinent, tax-evading, treasonous spy. CHEERS!