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Keep It Casual

Lager Beer  |  4.8% ABV  |  20 IBU

‘Sup? How you livin’? Cool cool cool. Chill. Oh this lil thing here? It’s just a beer. It tastes like…beer? Straight up. It’s giving simple, clean, and easy vibes. No cap, with all this rizz and drip you best drink ‘em if you got ‘em. Don’t be sus, we fucking ate and this beer is bussin’. After you slay that gulp, there’s no way you go back to those mid alts. Unless you’re delulu. So yeah, come over here and bet! Beer flavored beer in the hizzouse, one for all, all for one, crack it like ‘tschksssss’ and slurp it like ‘glugglugglug’ til you ‘Errrrrp’. Just don’t be cheugy – KEEP IT CASUAL.