First DIPA: Keys? Yep in my front right pocket. Phone? Left front pocket. Wallet – always back right pocket. MASK! This is life now. Wow, this Citra and Ekuanot Cryo and Mosaic combo is complex!
Second DIPA: Keys, on the counter. Phone on the coffee table. Wallet on the desk. Mask, off with you! Mmm, this beer goes down super easy.
Third DIPA: Keys – fuck where are my keys? I put them on the counter and then James needed to get his shit out of my car – James, where the fuck are my keys!?! – And where’s my goddamn wallet? I literally just HAD my wallet. To buy that thing. Also, can you call my phone?? Why am I always losing my phone? [Pounds beer, spills some on mask].
Fourth DIPA: SOMEBODYshouldinventabeeperclickerthingthatbeepswhenyouPUSHitsoyoucanfindyourshit becausethisSUCKSIhatethisshitandsoannnoying [Leaves glass 2/3rds full on top of phone, next to keys, wallet in plain sight, mask dangling from ear].