Hey Kolsch Kid, come here, sit down beside us. There’s something we gotta ask you. We just wanna know, how many tubes are you gonna crush? Like, are you going to liberate this traditional ale from all the wacky stateside versions? Huh? This thing has all the soul – malt, salts, hops, and yeast – to tell it like it is. A soft, bready, minerally nectar with notes of lemon and alpine flowers and white grape to keep you quenched. So Kolsch Kid, you want another? I don’t wanna, I don’t think so? Pshh. Yeah you do.