The kids are coming up from behind.

We hear footsteps.

But we were there in San Francisco at the first Liberty release.

We were there.

We were there.

We were there in Chico and San Diego and Colorado.

We used to work at the bottle shop.

We had everything before anyone.

We were there.

We saw the birth of haze in Vermont, saw John and Shaun play the brew deck.

Everybody thought it was crazy.

We all know.

To the internet seekers who can tell me every hop bill and Untappd rating of every beer. 

We were there when Other Half brewed their first Daydream.

We were there.

We’ve never been wrong.

But we’re losing our edge to better-looking breweries with better ideas and more talent.

And they’re actually really, really nice.

All the modern renditions.

We were there.

We hear you’re buying Incognito and Phantasm and are throwing your Chico out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Thiol bomb.

We hear that you and your brewery have sold your T-90s and bought Cryo.

We hear that you and your brewery have sold your Cryo and bought Whole Cone.

We hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that we know.

But have you seen our IPAs? 

Strata and Citra and Mosaic.

You don’t know what you really want.

You don’t know what you really want.

You don’t know what you really want.