Mall Madness IPA
SICK! You just got dropped off at the mall to hang! You walk in through the entrance by Sears, grab some manic panic at Hot Topic, ignore your dad’s favorite shop called Brooks Brothers, get your belly pierced at Claire’s, pretend you’re not interested in the new Furby at KB Toys, touch all the crewneck sweaters at Abercrombie & Fitch hoping you get “discovered”, grab a bite at Auntie Anne’s or maybe a Sicilian square at Sbarro, find the best price for Dockers at Macy’s or JC Penny; read the liner notes of Nirvana Unplugged at Tower Records, sit in a massage chair while writing a love note with an astronaut pen at Sharper Image, grab some body splash at Bath & Body Works, find the most fun college mascot hat at Lids, feel awkward and avoid eye contact as you breeze by Victoria’s Secret, sneak into a movie that’s halfway over at Crown cinema, AND FINALLY end your afternoon at the coolest shop of them all – Pac Sun. Much like those Billabong board shorts, vans slip ons, and puka shell chokers on display, these Pacific Sunrise hops from New Zealand that are showcased in this IPA ale are sunny, laid-back, and maybe just a little too cool for us.