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Not A Doctor IPA

IPA  |  6.7% ABV  |  60 IBU

We, Cloudburst, are not a Doctor. And we don’t play one on TV. BUT….we do wear masks in public, just like doctors wear in the operating room. We also know a few doctors too, and there is definitely some airwave osmosis going on. And because of this, we just wanna say – WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!? People are protesting their right to sneeze into their friend’s mouths if they want to? They want to be FREE so that they can put others at risk? The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES wants you to sun your lungs and inject yourself with over the counter disinfectants?!? After his previous advice of just having patients take other drugs used to treat other illnesses, that never went through any type of research nor testing nor trials. What’s next? Trepanning and bloodletting and fecal transplants?  I mean, we get it – you can’t even see the virus, but we’re pretty sure it exists (right?!), and how do we KILL IT when we can’t even use our guns on it?! Oh yeah…SCIENCE. HOLY FUCK it’s like somebody read 1984 and Handmaid’s Tale and Dianetics at the same time and here the fuck we are.  Maybe this IPA brewed with 2 row & Maris Otter malt and hopped with a tropical soiree of Strata, Nelson Sauvin, & Simcoe gets your mind off this shit…