Old Man Yelling IPA
IPA6.9% ABV68 IBU
OH YOU LIKED THIS ONE?! ENOUGH TO VOTE IT BACK! COOL!
CHINOOK IS A GREAT IPA HOP!
WHY IS THIS HAZY?!
IT NEEDS MORE MALT FLAVOR!
THIS BEER SHOULD BE MORE BITTER!
WHY DON’T YOU FILL GROWLERS?!
MICROBREWERIES ARE EVERYWHERE!
BIRTH RATES ARE AT AN ALL-TIME LOW!
IT USED TO BE SO EASY TO BUY A HOUSE!…GET OFF MY LAWN!
I DON’T HAVE ANY STUDENT LOAN DEBT!
NOBODY WORKS HARD ANYMORE!
SOCIALIZED MEDICINE IS COMMUNISM!…YES, I HAVE MEDICARE!
THIS DESCRIPTION IS DEVOLVING REAL FAST!
WE’LL SEE OURSELVES OUT…NOBODY HOLDS THE DOOR ANYMORE!
THIS BEER TASTES GREAT BY THE WAY!