Out of Pocket
You might’ve had this DIPA before, from a few years back, but unless you produce receipts, might as well make a new assessment. This beer is a direct outlay of Simcoe, Mosaic, and Idaho 7 hops that may or may not reimburse your pallet. Notes of grapefruit pith, pineapple flesh, and wispy dankness may cover expenses accrued over a long period of time incurred on your behalf, but only after a formal review. If it’s determined that you’ve expended personal resources, unexpected or unfair, at the end of this enterprise, please direct hazy inquiries to our accounting department re: what the fuck we’re talking about. Or not. In fact, don’t even think about deducting this.