Planned Obsolescence
This is the latest, greatest, updated version of the newest Cloudburst Double India Pale Ale v. 14. It is loaded with cutting edge, desirable, exotic hop varieties named Nelson Sauvin, Galaxy, and Citra and hopped with .1 more hops per barrel than ever before. The internal maltchanics are supported by 2-row, in conjunction with a touch of wheat and pilsner malt. It is BIG. It is DRY. It is BITTER. It is WHITE GRAPEFRUIT meets PASSION FRUIT meets WHITE GRAPE meets MINERALITY. You are going to want to buy this ASAP. Especially because our last DIPA you had is now dull and stupid and obsolete. You want THIS one. Right now. It’s the best one of ours there is! Until it’s not relevant anymore….which will be in approximately 24 days. But you didn’t hear that from the manufacturer, ok?
8.2% abv, 80 IBUs