What if earth and our planet system and space was just a tiny snow globe in the palm of a reckless alien child with very bad ADHD so that it sometimes they totally forget about us when it falls off their nightstand and rolls under their bed until they find it months later, covered in gloob (that’s dust in their world) and then they just briefly shake the shit out of it before throwing it into their toy closest, which in turn, creates a chaotic turn of events in our world – climate change, war, poverty, pariahs – and that’s why all this shit is going on? WE’RE JUST A TINY FUCKING SNOWGLOBE THAT FITS IN YOUR POCKET. THIS COULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING! WHAT. YES. This is another beer with Galaxy. Also, Citra, Azacca, Mosaic, and Nectaron. An extra stellar constellation of hops, if you will. All wrapped up in a small package for you to crush with your mouth and not with your palm. UNLIKE AFOREMENTIONED RECKLESS ALIEN CHILD.