Purple Tie Dye IPA
This beer is a concept along multitudes of planes within a single metaversal storyline – and lucky for you, it’s the metaverse you are currently existing in, reading this very beer description. The first plane is the purple flavor train. For all you synesthetical prophets, this beer tastes like the color purple – more specifically, dark violet and heliotrope – because of a curated blend of 5 hop varieties: Columbus, Cashmere, Meridian, Strata, and Mosaic. It’s like if you made some juice from blackberries, marionberries, fresh juniper berries, blood orange, purple kale and fuck it, the tiniest spoonful of beet powder bc it’s good for you. But it’s still beer. BUT THEN on a secondary plane, we have a RELEASE PARTY and ACTIVITY (third plane) for this beer in the beer garden at Shilshole on Wednesday July 2nd where you (YES! YOU) can drink this pint, buy a white shirt, and TIE DYE IT PURPLE WITH STEVE’S HELP from 5:30-7pm. ALL WHILE LISTENING TO SOME HIPPIE TUNES (plane #4). AND SMOKE SOME WEED! Wait, actually you can’t do that last part…