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Pyramid Scheme

Dad Beer  |  5.4% ABV  |  30 IBU

Hello. We’d love to tell you about an amazing opportunity to drink this beer and makes lots of money. First, buy in on a pint – mmm, it’s delicious, isn’t it?! LOADS of bright Apricot combined upon a creamy wheat malt bill with a tart, crisp finish. Then, you need to enroll other people to drink this beer as well. The more people you get to drink this beer, the higher rate of return you’ll get it. Makes sense, right? And THEN, you need those drinkers to enlist more drinkers – spread the word, drink the beer, we all get rich! Trust us, nobody will get sued or sent a cease and desist by a once-locally-owned-now-corporate brewery of a similar name with a similar flagship we’re paying tribute to. This thing will go on forever!
5.4% abv, 30 IBUs