When describing gravity according to the principles of quantum mechanics, most researchers start by exploring black holes and neutron stars because you just can’t ignore gravity or quantum effects in those types of situations. Especially when integrating quantum field theory with the theory of relativity, all while accounting for spacetime curvature and fundamental interactions and forces. And then you have to get all phenomenological with non-perturbative electrodynamics and causal dynamical triangulation, considering loop quantum string theory. And what about supergravity?! And the renormalizable polarization of Earth! DOES ALL OF THIS CHANGE WHEN YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA? WE CAN ONLY HYPOTHESIZE! M(mm)-theory.