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Say Hi To Your Dad For Me

West Coast Double Red  |  7.8% ABV  |  55 IBU

Hey, how’s your father? Did you tell him about our BRAND! NEW! RED! beer with multiple types of CRYSTAL malt and a middle-aged hop bill of Chinook, Centennial, Simcoe, and Mosaic? NO? THE EFF WHY NOT? JUST DO IT. Our malt beers bring all the Dads to the yard, damn right they’re better than Mars! Get it?! Oh, hey you wanna hear a joke? Ok – Why do they never serve beer at a Math party? Because you shouldn’t drink and derive! HA! Why aren’t you laughing? Wait, here’s another one: A neutron walks into a bar and asks ‘how much for a beer?’ The bartender responds “No charge!’ BUH-DUM-cha! OK OK. Please stop walking away…in all seriousness, we need somebody to drink all this strong, hoppy RED beer. Like multiple people. Hundreds, actually. We brewed 15 bbls of it….