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Seems Plausible

DIPA  |  8.2% ABV  |  60 IBU

…so what you’re telling us is, we’re living on a flat earth, in a new world order deep state run by George Soros and the Illuminati. A world with reptillian overlords, Hollywood canibals & pedophiles, where past and current genocide may or may not have existed BUT Finland AND dinosaurs definitely DO/DID NOT EXIST. But wait, ALSO Elvis is still alive, Avril Lavigne is not, Prince Charles is a vampire, Beyonce was never pregnant, and Bill Gates is microchipping EVERYBODY via 5G. And to top it all off, Global Warming is a hoax, and Aliens built all the things back in the day? Ok, OKAY. That’s a whole lotta thoughts right there, and we need time to process. So, we’re going to sip on this beer loaded with Mosaic, Motueka, NZ Cascade, & Sabro Cryo and bide our time figuring out how to slowly back away from this conversation without causing suspicion that we, ugh, how to do we put this politely…agree to disagree.