CHUGGALUGGA CHUGGALUGGA CHOO CHOOOOO! There’s a hop train coming with some lemony limey cargo – Comet & HBC 735 –  towards a crowded interchange. There’s excess containers of Citra and Mosaic (you’ve heard about the international hop surplus, yes?) that are criss crossing aging tracks at a snail’s pace (which is NOT Pete Buttigieg’s fault – he’s an American treasure that will save Democracy one day) and it’s looking like a collision is inevitable. BANNNNHHHHHHH! DING ding DING ding DING ding BANHHHHHHH! [💥LOUD EXPLOSIVE NOISES TOO LONG TO PHONETICIZE💥]…There are hops EVERYWHERE and it’s a FUCKING MESS but also it’s FUCKING DELICIOUS and that’s how you make beer outta hops that smell like lemonade.