You can’t brew a black IPA, nobody drinks those. Same with session beers. Combine the two, and it’s worse than joining the mathletes. It’s social suicide. But wait. Shut up. Seriously sit down. This beer is like really pretty. And kinda cute actually. It’s all carbs, which is perfect if you want to lose three pounds. And the hop bill of simcoe, Idaho 7, Amarillo, & Citra is so fetch that we won’t even have to use African voodoo on you to make you like it. I know right? It’s not a regular beer, it’s a cool beer. A hump day treat. Damn you are so lucky to have us guide you.
4.9% abv, 45 IBUs