Ok, so if we had a BILLIONS of dollars, here’s what we’d do:

 

-End world hunger 

-Fund universal healthcare

-Create free childcare programs

-Fund cancer and disease research

-Make public university’s tuition free

-Invest in renewable energy programs

-Find better ways to recycle/re-use plastics

-Develop more high speed rails

-Buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)

-And yes, throw epic pool parties with famous people in some tropical paradise

 

BUT, you’ll notice we haven’t once mentioned starting a space program because that is the FUCKING DUMBEST WASTE OF MONEY IN THE HISTORY OF MODERN CIVILIZATION. That said, we’d definitely DRINK this beer, Space Program, loaded with Galaxy & Mosaic hops, while we relish in our humanitarian, global accomplishments.