The CDC Says
The CDC says there are healthy benefits to drinking 1 beer a day.
The CDC says having 1-2 beers a day is perfectly normal in times like these.
The CDC says NZ Rakua, Citra, & Mosaic Cryo make for a delicious hop combination.
The CDC says it’s better to inhale that aroma in short bursts, with your mouth open, to maximize perception.
The CDC says as long as you’re using proper glassware, you can have another beer.
The CDC says if you drink smaller amounts of multiple beers in a row it’s technically a flight.
The CDC says it doesn’t matter how many beers you drink in a day, so long as it’s done in the evening.
The CDC says as long as you eat some carbs to soak the alcohol up, it doesn’t count as binge drinking.
The CDC says CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
The CDC says FUCK IT, pull your pants down and put that butt funnel straight into your anus bc 2022.