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The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

DIPA  |  8.6% ABV  |  60 IBU

This yacht rock inspired, tropical diddy of a DIPA will have you drifting into the sunset thanks to a blend of Citra, BRU-1 & Galaxy hops. It’s like a spritzer with peaches and pineapple and a cherry and an orange wedge thrown into it…but also more body and sweetness…because malt. It’s a beer, is what we’re saying. But the vibe is there, just like an old school Vampire Weekend song….about how big business and wall street and forgetting the past will squeeze out all of your blissful, youthful ignorance and destroy the environment and let’s talk about student debt and the current state of education, or lack thereof, and how underfunded and under supported schools are all across the country – and these kids and they don’t stand a chance and and AND……STRONG BEER NOW PLEASE.