In this new vision of horror like you’ve never seen before, comes a stout so decadent, twee and rich that will surely murder you. In the face of unspeakable evil, this beer was aged on 5#/bbl of organic, fair trade cocoa nibs sourced via the Democratic Republic of Congo and roasted by local purveyors, Theo Chocolates. Combined with a hint of lactose, there’s no way the Constable or your two precocious children can fend off a beer this ludicrously  lugubrious, especially if it’s accompanied by a meat cleaver, a falcon, a record player, Danny Glover, and twins in tracksuits. Wes Anderson has nothing on us in this ale of handmade horror.

Dear Drinker, can will kill you? – The Brewers.