What’s more American than sending thoughts and prayers? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Like, it’s easily, hands down, THE best cure all for EVERYTHING. A mentally ill person shoots up an Elementary School with an automatic assault rifle built for war? Thoughts and Prayers! Your nephew is trans? How horrible for you! Thoughts and Prayers! Oh, you’re a single parent working two jobs at minimum wage and still in need of food? What happened to your boot straps? Thoughts and Prayers! You don’t have boots, let alone straps, because you are unhoused? What a bummer! T & P, BB! Are you terminally ill and in need of medication and treatment but don’t have health insurance? WE WILL THINK ABOUT YOU AND PRAY FOR YOU! We could go on, but we’d like to talk about ourselves now – after all, we’re American AND we’re a business, which means we are very important and have double the rights (THX Citizens United!). We made this beer for you. It is clean, it is simple, and it goes down super easy. It’s practically effortless! So you can save all those industrious, highly effective thoughts and prayers for more important things!

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100% of the profits from this beer will be donated to organizations that are actually trying to DO something – Everytown, Lambda Legal, the Ballard Food Bank, & the Northwest Abortion Access Fund.