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Unlikely to Obliterate

Lager Beer  |  5.9% ABV  |  40 IBU

Ohhh Pale Ale. How we wish the masses appreciated you. This little ditty is hopped with some of the finest and freshest varieties in the world – Citra, Krush, and Mosaic. It’s balanced, it’s dry, it’s crisp, it’s light. Will this pale ale wreck your palate? No. Will it blow your mind? Probably not. Will it last on tap and in 4 packs longer than it should? Yep. This is the current state of pale ale. But some day, maybe, you’ll get the love and affection you deserve, as demand for the style grows and breweries can ride your success to glory, with back to back pints in one sitting the standard and not the exception.