Welcome. It is time to reboot another double dry-hopped New Zealand style IPA compressed with Nelson Sauvin and Riwaka hops, along with a hard drive of Mosaic. Ah fuck, but first it appears that we need to update our software. Ughhh. PROCESS initiated. Corrupted data? Calculation to fail? NO. NEVER. Unable to create a requested mechanism? GET FUCKED SLOW OLD COMPUTER. Oh WOW amazing and helpful, a link to a troubleshooting guide telling us all about external media and encryption software and some third party applications. SWEET. Hello AI pop up window that talks in circles. Wait what is UNRETRIEVABLE?! Ok welp we’re just going to terminate this description and crush this tropical beer. Also, this computer.