Wanna know when Baltic Porters were cool? Back when  vampires ruled the world, or at least like, Eastern Europe. Facts are FACTS. What? You thought vampires only drink blood? Pshhh that’s some modern Hollywood half baked hot take. Get in the know – there are legit historical documents that have stated they drank all sorts of stuff, especially beer and one not dissimilar to this dark nectar of the night. It’s rich and fruity and chocolatey and strong and so smooth – we dare you to not sink your teeth into it. Plus there’s no holy water or garlic or sunlight used in the brewing process, making it still vampire friendly to this very day WE SEE YOU JERRY ALWAYS COMING IN RIGHT BEFORE CLOSE.