We, Cloudburst, declare that the facts in this statement are true to the best of our knowledge and belief. We showed up at Virgil Gamache Farms aka Sunshine Ranch on xxx Fort Road in Toppenish on Tuesday September 2nd 2025 at approximately 2:17pm. After observing the Hoptechnic lab, picking operation, kilns, and historic oasthouse, we proceeded to collect multiple bags full of WET DELICIOUS AMARILLO CONES as well as a bag of FRESH KILNED AMARILLO so that we could drive them back to our brewery in Seattle and SHOVE THEM INTO AS MANY VESSELS AND ORIFICES ON OUR BREWHOUSE AS POSSIBLE during a brewday. Oh you want evidence? EVIDENCE!? Well, we proudly present you EXHIBIT A FOR AWESOME AKA THIS BEER RIGHT HERE.