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Whoa’ts

Dark Stuff  |  5% ABV  |  35 IBU

[Blossom enters the kitchen with a 32oz growler in hand, Joey is reverse sitting on a chair]
Blossom: Joey, you gotta try this new Oatmeal Stout from Cloudburst! They used 3 different types of oats in it and a handful of roasted malts, and then fermented it with a classic English yeast strain!
Joey Russo: [Pauses. Looks into Camera]…Whoa’ts!
Blossom: I know. It’s like they just get me – complex and mysterious, approachable and unassuming, silky and smooth…I could curl up on a couch by a fire and just drink like 4 of these while thinking about how to save the world.
Joey Russo: [Pauses. Looks into Camera]…Whoa’ts!
Six [talking rapidly]: Blossom have you seen my new denim hat? The front flips up and it’s gotta big sunflower on the front of it! They’re ALL the rage and super cute and it works perfectly with my single-strapped denim overalls and Doc Martin’s and Joey thinks it’s cute too. Right, Joey? JOEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
Joey Russo: [Pauses. Looks into Camera]…Whoa’ts!
5% abv, 35 IBUs