Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​dingdingding. You are now connected to the hub of wetness, a hardwired connection between Citra from Loftus Ranches + early pick Columbus from Virgil Gamache Farms, where you can enter a like minded chatroom of flavors like peaches and blackberries and tangerines and spruce tips. Let your palate explore the new world of webbed wetness, and reap the harvest before it CTRL + ALT + DELETEs. Fuck, maybe find a new coding wormhole on that black & green MS DOS screen?! Just don’t stay on too long because your sister needs to call Mark back, and you’re hogging the secondary phone line….MOMMMMMMMMM! IT’S NOT FAIR IT’S MY TURN!